A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

I can't think of a joke!

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

Womens rights.

hi

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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