if it's friday, it must be China

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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nice shorts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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