Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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your momma's an antijoke

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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