"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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