One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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I LIKE TURLES.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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God.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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Knock knock Come in!

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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