- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

what is patrick wilson? smart

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

Yo mama so fat she died

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