A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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