Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Herman Cain

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Yo mama so fat she died

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Women's Golf

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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