you are gay

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

a black father

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

Dear John,

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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