drugs.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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