- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

barack osama

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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