Why did the bunny eat his food

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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jokes r dumb

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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Knock Knock Good one...

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Google Doodles

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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