Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

George W. Bush

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

What break when you talk?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

No.

your momma's an antijoke

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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