What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

whats better than shoes feet

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

A baby seal walks into a club.

Dozer has a soul

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

What comes after "Q" R

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

you wanna hear a joke? no

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Google Doodles

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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