- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Knock Knock Good one...

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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