Obama.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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your momma's an antijoke

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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