How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Your doorbell is broken.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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alcoholism kills

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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