What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Women's rights

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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roses are red, violets are violet

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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