- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Why....... Because.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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