- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 1+1? 4.

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

My sister has to take a dump

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

go go gadget

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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