What's white and horny? A unicorn

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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