Women's rights.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Well, this is fun.

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Your mum is dead

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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Chuck Norris died.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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