- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

Black Poeple

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

I won the game.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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