- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

ur mother

What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

drugs.

A black man killed someone

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

I'm gay. Great me too.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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