a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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women's rights

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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What is Jason? Black.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Men's rights

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Slavery lol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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