3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

It's your mother, open the door.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Indeed.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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