- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

I am a real homosexual

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

Indeed.

a horse walks into a barn

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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