How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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The WNBA

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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The geese of Growmore

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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this website...

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