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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Dead babies.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

Kim Kardashian.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

Your mum is dead

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Well, this is fun.

Women's rights.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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