Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

I've got the moobs like jagger.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

newt gingrich

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

This post contains NOTHING.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

I love boobs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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