- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Dead babies.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

jack shine has boobs

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

cheese

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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