- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

What do black men do in the South? Hang around

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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