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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Women rights.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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penis

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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