what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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A ginger rapping.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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Want to hear an anti-joke?

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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