A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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