whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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The geese of Growmore

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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how does peploe get around they walk

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your life

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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