Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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