- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

a horse walks into a barn

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

I am a real homosexual

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

It's your mother, open the door.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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