- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

beiber i straight

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

What is 6 plus 9? 15

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

hi my name is? joe

So a baby seal walks into a club

What does a man like. food.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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