A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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Women's Golf

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Women rights.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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Anti Joke

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