So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

josh simpson has cancer

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

Knock Knock Come in!

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

W.N.B.A.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

Women"s Rights

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

What do you call Obama? - the president

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

A homeless person dies.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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