what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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marble

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alcoholism kills

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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Got milk? No.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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