- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

Dear John,

What color is my lamp? Brown

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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