Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Robin, get in the car.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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