Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Slavery

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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9:11 make a wish

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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