Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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I don't get it

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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Please don't rape me.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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Write your own

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Benevolent villain.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Hi poop!

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What's 6+2? 16

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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