One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Sea World Japan.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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Penis

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

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Small breasts.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Anti Joke

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