- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

. Deez nuts Ok

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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