What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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women's rights

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Penis

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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whats better than shoes feet

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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