Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Mmmm, donuts

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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this website...

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Why....... Because.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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9/11

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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