Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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