I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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I love boobs

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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