Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

God is religiously proven to be real

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Three men walked into a metal pole

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

why did the man die? he got shot

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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