When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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A man buys free health care...

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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I am black.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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nice shorts.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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