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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

A homeless person dies.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

I had a dream I watched Inception.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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