why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

What is 6 plus 9? 15

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

A black succeeds

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Why were corners made? For crying.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

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