where's waldo? in a picture book.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A fish walks into a bar

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Anti Joke

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