an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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penis

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Miscarriages.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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