- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

A bar walks into your mother.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Oliver's friends

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Women's Golf

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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