Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

josh simpson has cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

penis

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

a banana

A baby seal walks into a club

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Pickle!

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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