Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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haha.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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I dislike old people.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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