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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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