What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Why Because

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Women's rights

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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I love boobs

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