I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Oliver's friends

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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