Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

That's what he said.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Herman Cain

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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