Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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Haha pizza

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Fruitcake

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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Women rights.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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