Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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gays

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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This is not a joke.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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