A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Exactly what?

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

A ginger rapping.

Jasper sucks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

An Irishman stays home

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Men's rights

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

sixty....eight.

Please don't rape me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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