- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Giving birth to the antichrist

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

i have aids and a chode

8=D

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Miscarriages.

Come in

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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