What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

A fish walks into a bar

What comes after "Q" R

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

justin littleton. nuff said

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Women's rights

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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