What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Dani Barton = Stupid

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

No.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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