what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Dead babies.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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What comes after "Q" R

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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Josh kissing a girl

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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