Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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