a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Hi poop!

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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Anti Joke

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