What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

if it's friday, it must be China

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Slavery lol

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Santa Clogged my toliet

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

What do you find....... there's a..........

What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

A man buys free health care...

Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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