How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

sixty....eight.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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