- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

A baby seal walks into a club.

i am predestal

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

What time is it? 10:58

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

jack shine has boobs

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

God is religiously proven to be real

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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