how do you stop a train? you cant..

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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alcoholism kills

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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