what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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69

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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hi my name is? joe

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Come in

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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