what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

come along children

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

amy copied adams haircut :0

milly, milly, milly, cat

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

Women's rights

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Knock Knock Come in!

What is big and white, not the moon CC

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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