in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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France never surrender.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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marble

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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