- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

a horse walks into a barn

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

gay marriage.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Please don't rape me.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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