- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

PENIS

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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