how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Potato salad

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Lacrosse

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anus soup

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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Small breasts.

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