josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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The Aristocrats

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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What is a dog? Bark

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Slavery lol

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Hello world

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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