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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

what is white and sticky? glue.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

fart

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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