Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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i have 2 penises

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Brett Farve

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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