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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

What will happen when a black person die they die

Slavery

Penis

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

DANA

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Pandas Everywhere!!!

9:11 make a wish

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

A fat man buys a salad

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Anti Joke

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