- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lockerbie bombing

Why Because

Pickle!

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Penis

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

a horse walks into a barn

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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