Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

justin littleton. nuff said

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What time is it? 10:58

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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