Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

What is 69? A two digit number.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

The jets are a good team..

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

What is Jason? Black.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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