- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

gay marriage.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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