- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

...Jack Vale

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

Child Prostitution.

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

That's what he said.

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