- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Jasper sucks.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Why were corners made? For crying.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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