Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Slavery

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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