- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Dani Barton = Stupid

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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