What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

knock knock come in

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

chuck norris

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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