Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

The WNBA.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

George W. Bush

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

No.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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