how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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cheese

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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