- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Punchline.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

People Eating Tasty Animals

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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