Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

What will happen when a black person die they die

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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