Brett Farve

where's waldo? in a picture book.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

did you ever see a butter fly?

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

womans rights

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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