- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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