How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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the WNBA

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does this look unsure to you?

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Jasper sucks.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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