Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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womans rights

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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penis

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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cheese

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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