A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

thumb_up thumb_down -72

Rob Bell

thumb_up thumb_down +95

A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

thumb_up thumb_down +79

The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

thumb_up thumb_down +63

Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

thumb_up thumb_down +55

What do black men do in the South? Hang around

thumb_up thumb_down +53

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

^that joke's not funny

thumb_up thumb_down +49

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops