Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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no

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Black people are innocent.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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fart

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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