how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

Small breasts.

What's 9 +10 19

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

GRAAAAAAAR.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

anus soup

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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