- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

A baby seal walks into a club.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

DANA

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Brittney Spears

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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