- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

A man walks into a bar.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

apple pie.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

Why were corners made? For crying.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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