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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Aodhan Hearty

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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