- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

That's unfortunate.

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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