A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

balls in ya mouf

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

why did the man die? he got shot

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

Hair

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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