Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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chuck norris

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Hitler

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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son, you're adopted.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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