- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

Hello world

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

Hitler

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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