What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Oliver's friends

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Pianca going ham

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DANA

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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No joke.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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