Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Brett Farve

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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Penis

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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