The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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9/11

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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