What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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Oliver's friends

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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minorities

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Women's Golf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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