jokes r dumb

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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a horse walks into a barn

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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A black succeeds

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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