knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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An Irishman stays home

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johann grayson being liked

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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kennah campion... being nice

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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ekoj

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pubic lice.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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