Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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Slavery

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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