- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

Freedom of Speech

A dwarf walks under a bar.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

What's big and black? A black fridge.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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