A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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a banana

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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