- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Penis

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

SAY

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Penis

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

9:11 make a wish

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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