husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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Why....... Because.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Women rights.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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