- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

France never surrender.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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