Chocolate tastes good.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Black Poeple

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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