What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

This is not Will Smith.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Guess what? Chicken butt

Dead babies.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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