a show horse jumps over a bar

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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sixty....eight.

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Global Warming.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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