How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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anus soup

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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a black guy leaves prison

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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