What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Shit.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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i have 2 penises

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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