What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Women's rights

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Women's rights.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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The Aristocrats

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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