A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

Womens rights

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Women rights.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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A fish walks into a bar

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

Guess what? Chicken butt

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

knock knock whos there .. derp

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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