Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Myspace

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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nice shorts.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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The WNBA

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Real jokes.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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