your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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Why Because

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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