Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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