What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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live babies

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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