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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

An Irishman stays home

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

johann grayson being liked

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

kennah campion... being nice

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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