This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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An Irishman stays home

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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johann grayson being liked

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God.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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nine...eleven

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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