- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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