Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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