What will happen when a black person die they die

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

9:11 make a wish

Whoa! A talking carrot!

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

An Irishman stays home

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

womans rights

Hello

Punchline.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

A fat man buys a salad

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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