What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Miscarriages.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Anti Joke

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