What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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I am black.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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Black Poeple

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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Fruitcake

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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