A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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