What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Black people

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penis

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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kennah campion... being nice

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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your all shit at jokes

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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