Five guys one rape.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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womens rights

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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women's lacrosse.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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