a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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What is Jason? Black.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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The WNBA.

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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Anti Joke

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