knock knock go away

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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God is religiously proven to be real

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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The Aristocrats

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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George W. Bush

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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Thumbs this up

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CHEEZECAKE

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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69

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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Anti Joke

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