How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

What what In the butt

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

What's 9 +10 19

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Small breasts.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

GRAAAAAAAR.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

anus soup

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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