- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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