How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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im jewish

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Women's rights

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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A fish walks into a bar

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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